2019 Posts

WINE NIGHTS

What Women Really Think & Talk About

Well, men the time has finally come where I unveil women’s secrets. Allowing you in on a little insight. Men always say, ‘women are a mystery’ but that is about to change today. After surveying 30 women, I have all the answers you want to know about. How important is sex to women? What do women talk about with their girlfriends? What are women really looking for? Are your nudes being passed around during her wine nights? Plus, sex stories that you will not want to miss out on.

Women are not made out of sugar and spice and everything nice from these survey results. Although, she is definitely talking to her friends about your personality, career, and if she wants a relationship with you. She is also, heavily, talking to her friends about how big your penis is [comparably], how long you lasted in bed, sex positions, and how long she waited before she slept with you. As a woman, I can confirm that this is all true.

If that isn’t enough to make you nervous about getting freaky with a new woman, then this next part might. Your nudes are being shown to her friends a decent amount of the time. 14 out of 30 women are showing a man’s nude to her friends. However, 33.33% are only being shown if you sent the dick pic unsolicited. Think twice before snapping that next picture, guys. There are way better ways you can get to the ‘sent’ moment without going the unsolicited route.

Lucky for you men, your ex-girlfriend is more than likely not keeping your nudes. 83.33% of the women surveyed said, they do not keep their ex’s nudes. Thank you, next.

Now, we know sex is pretty important to men as they stated, in their survey, that sex importance is rated as a 3.91 out of 5 scale. However, how important is it to women? Women averaged sex importance as a 4.30 out of 5 scale. I’d say, it’s pretty fucking important. Suit up men and go make love to your woman.

Although, sex is considerably pretty important to women, how do women feel about the importance of oral sex? 60% of women, in my survey, stated they would continue seeing a guy who refuses to provide oral sex. Although, those are pretty good odds, 80% of women stated they would not continue seeing a man, regardless of how attractive he is, if he is bad in bed. Women know what they want, and it’s to orgasm.

Now, to discuss some qualities women are looking for in men to make them go from just a hookup to her boyfriend. Men who are never looking to get to the boyfriend stage, you can just go ahead and skip this next part.

Most women are looking for respect, honesty, loyalty, and support. 13 out of the 23 responses, in that section, used at least one of those four words [listed above] as the quality they are looking for in men. While other women listed the qualities to be, career or goal oriented, emotional stable, not a party animal, puts in effort, dependable, caring, charming, and a man with a good personality. Just be a good guy, with some charm, and you will probably be able to land a girlfriend. Although, I have no credibility as I have been single for four years.

Now, it’s time for sex stories [written by the women from this survey]:

“I was sleeping with this guy in college and after we finished sex, we high fived each other and said “good game” and laughed about it. Of course, we started dating right after that.”

“I met up with this guy I met off tinder (I know already a bad start) anyways we’re drinking and start making out. He was a terrible kisser but I really just wanted sex so I was going to look past it. As things start to advance the first move, he does is pull out his (now…. I’m not exaggerating) 3-inch erect dick and climb on top of me and dry hump me at a rate that I’ve only see dogs go at. I was still fully clothed. Then he tried to get me to give him head, at which point I sent my friend the SOS text. She called and faked a crisis so I could get out of there immediately. Worst part was… I forgot my glasses there so I had to see him one more time after that. By far my worst sexual encounter. We don’t want to be dry humped like dogs’ gentlemen!!!!”

“My Nuva ring birth control fell out while we were having sex and we later found it wrapped around his penis.”

“I used to hook up with some guy…if you consider it a hook up. He told me he couldn’t keep it up because he’s addicted to porn…not that funny in writing.”

“After a night out, I went home with the guy I was talking to and we hooked up. The next morning, he told me that while he was going down on me, he looked up and I was asleep! That’s never happened to me before but we both got a good laugh out of it.”

“Not sure how funny this is. But before a guy and I even got intimate he told me how he’s not very good in bed and finishes super-fast. Suffice to say, I did not proceed to sleep with him!”

Lesson Learned: Get your woman to orgasm, and she will probably love you forever. Or be a sugar daddy.

SURVEY RESULTS:

Are You Currently Single?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes 43.33% 13
– No 56.67% 17
TOTAL 30

Do You Consider Sex to be About Adding Another Number to Your List?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes 6.67% 2
– No 63.33% 19
– Sometimes 30.00% 9
TOTAL 30

Do You talk to Your Friends About the Following? (Check all that apply)

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– If He Made You O 53.33% 16
– How Big His Penis is 56.67% 17
– His Weight 23.33% 7
– Anal 40.00% 12
– Sex Positions 66.67% 20
– Where You Let Him Cum 20.00% 6
– If He Talked Dirty 26.67% 8
– His Nude Pics 23.33% 7
– His Career 66.67% 20
– Sex Positions 46.67% 14
– How Hot His Friends Are 33.33% 10
– A Relationship 73.33% 22
– How He Scored on the 1-10 Hot Scale 33.33% 10
– How Wet He Made You 13.33% 4
– His Ass 26.67% 8
– His Goals 53.33% 16
– His Face 56.67% 17
– His Personality 83.33% 25
– How Long You Waited to Sleep with Him 63.33% 19
– How Long He Lasted in Bed 46.67% 14
– All of the Above 6.67% 2
– None of the Above 0.00% 0
Responses Other (please specify) 0.00% 0
Total Respondents: 30  

Do You Show Your Friends the Nudes You Receive?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes Always 3.33% 1
– No Never 53.33% 16
– Yes, If It’s Just a Hook-Up 10.00% 3
– Yes, If It’s Unsolicited  33.33% 10
TOTAL 30

Do You Keep Your Ex’s Nudes?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes 16.67% 5
– No 83.33% 25
TOTAL 30

If You’re Seeing a Super-Hot Guy but He’s Horrible at Sex, Do You Continue Sleeping with Him?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes 20.00% 6
– No 80.00% 24
TOTAL 30

Would You Continue Seeing a Guy Who Refuses to Provide You Oral Sex?

ANSWER CHOICES RESPONSES
– Yes 60.00% 18
– No 40.00% 12
TOTAL 30

How Important is Sex to You?

  1 2 3 4 5 TOTAL WEIGHTED AVERAGE
– S 0.00% 0 0.00% 0 10.00% 3 50.00% 15 40.00% 12   30   4.30